The Best Comeback Ever

Nancy: “Well, that was funny and awkward.” [pause] “You know what would’ve been the best comeback ever just now?”

Me: “That’s what she said?”

Nancy: “No. It would have been, ‘Your face is funny and awkward!'”

Me: “That would’ve been a great comeback … for a five-year-old.”

Nancy: “You’re five.”

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